Retarded

“Michael”: At the mark bar where are you?
1:12 am

Left Hook: Yo dude, at home watching ali g.
1:19 am

“Michael”: Wow that’s funny. I’m just out and really drunk. Book moment?
1:22 am

Left Hook: Huh?
1:23 am

“Michael”: I don’t know just drunk wasn’t supposed to make sense
1:27 am

Left Hook: Should I invite u over?
1:32 am

“Michael”: No. I have to work early in the morning, but if you want to come over and take Advantage
1:40 am

Left Hook: Can you call? Or too loud chez Mark?
1:48 am

“Michael”: It is loud. What did you have in mind?
1:55 am

Left Hook: o forget it
1:57 am

Left Hook: I see you’ve got a no-phone-call policy. Interesting.
2:09 am

“Michael”: You are thinkin way too hard
2:14 am

Finis

What did I have in mind, “Michael”? Well, for one thing I thought it would be easier to WORK OUT THE FUCKING DETAILS OVER THE GODDAMN FUCKING PHONE YOU MORON.

by Left Hook | 4 February 2007 | waste of time, slit my wrists | Comments