Enemy combatant

The [tk] Army is a feature we’re going to break out imminently, as soon as we finish hiring an intern apiece, sexually harassing them*, denying everything, stalking them on MySpace, pretending we don’t see them on the subway, and verbally garotting any girls who happen to be glimpsed in their presence. It doesn’t have much of anything to do with this here box, except that I joined my new gym today, which is located in Army Ground Zero.

Bad: the new gym plays music. Terrible boots-and-pants music. What is that? I miss my Y.
Good: PUFFY SOAP IN THE SHOWERS! Pro move, y’all.

*one of our classic tricks is to wear kneepads to the office, and then be like, “What? What are you looking at? We have field hockey practice.”

by Left Hook | 8 February 2007 | narcissism, assholes, bj jokes | Comments