Bad bad girl girl

Dear Stephen Malkmus,

I know you’re married, silly! So am I!

But I’m just wondering, when you come home, does your wife get down on her knees and untie your shoes for you?

Or, does she start bitching about how the baby was so cranky all day, and she’s so fucking sleep deprived, and what time did you come home last night, anyway? (Because she’s pretty sure it was really late.)

I just want to know, Steve. Does your wife pamper you?

Yours truly,
P.W.

by Pistol Whip | 12 February 2007 | open letters, bj jokes, creepy | Comments