Due to popular demand, a Meta-Mirror primer
1. Live the Life = a traditional gospel song appropriated by the Oblivians
2. Reigning Sound = greatest living band???
3. Greg Cartwright (né Oblivian) = the dude behind everything above
4. laffs = laughs
5. music = music
6. pee pants = yes, literally
7. Youpers = a bar
8. Glen = a fantastically renamed barkeep who lets Mirrors drink for free
9. Heartthrob McVainerson = Left Hook’s first official one-night stand, in her golden youth of last May. (What? So she’s a late bloomer!) A flabbergastingly delectable physical specimen of Man. (Like, is he even real? Or a hologram of everything a gal wants in a man?) Pistol Whip is obsessed with him. (Joke.) (Sort of.) He and Left Hook bonded (er, used loosely) over the Genius of Greg Cartwright, so no surprise he crops up now and again.
10. “Rory” = Meta-Mirror Mascot. Breaks jaws, etc.
11. “oaks” = some kind of Cape Cod thing
12. Man Shanty = nice place to visit, but get away before the sun goes down
13. David Rees = WOW.
14. provider = your creepy sex partner
15. bj jokes = we make them all the time. Obsessed much? Whatever, get over it.
16. slow-dancing = what it sounds like. Not a metaphor.
17. OTOMG = fucking Google it
18. MFABFF = unattainable golden state/not-state of perfection, attained
One Response to “Due to popular demand, a Meta-Mirror primer”
1 Pistol Whip 13 March 2007 @ 7:10 pm
could it get any better than this?
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