1. 1 "rory" 17 March 2007 @ 1:18 am

   I love this website. I’m gonna google “shrimp dick” and see how you fare.

2. 2 "rory" 17 March 2007 @ 1:19 am

   google says, “#7″

3. 3 "rory" 17 March 2007 @ 1:22 am

   you think it would help at all if i said, “shrimp dick” or if i said, “shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick, shrimp dick.”

4. 4 "rory" 17 March 2007 @ 1:24 am

   shrimp is a really fucking funny word, especially when coupled with the seemingling innocuous word “dick.” I am the fucking mayor of shrimpdickville.

5. 5 "rory" 17 March 2007 @ 1:34 am

   hopefully when the editors of urbandictionary.com see the light:
   shrimp dick
   A rare medical condition where the afflicted person’s penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
   EXAMPLE:
   NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
   Source: Rory B., Chicago

6. 6 Pistol Whip 20 March 2007 @ 9:47 pm

   dear “rory,”

   the first step is admitting you have a problem.

   we are here for you.

   xo,
   p.w./l.h.

7. 7 Firecracker 22 March 2007 @ 12:12 pm

   At least we’re not talking about a potato dick. [Shiver]

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