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I should know better than public radio on Sunday mornings, but it’s automatic: I get out of bed and switch that shit on.

Is there anything more disgusting than childbirth?

Yes. People discussing the joy and wonder of childbirth.

Is there anything more disgusting than the so-called joy and wonder of childbirth?

I believe so: the joy and wonder of childbirth discussed in a poem.

Is there anything more disgusting than the joy and wonder of childbirth discussed in a poem (blank verse)?

Yeppers. The joy and wonder of childbirth discussed in a poem, in the context of healing the wounds of September 11th (or: blah blah blah, I already felt sick and could only half-listen).

Is there anything more disgusting than the joy and wonder of childbirth discussed in a poem, which is also about healing the wounds of September 11th?

Indeed, and that is the joy and wonder of childbirth discussed in a poem, which is also about healing the wounds of September 11th, read out loud on A Prairie Home Companion by the poet herself.

Is there anything more disgusting than the joy and wonder of childbirth discussed in a poem, which is also about the healing of September 11th wounds, read out loud on A Prairie Home Companion by the poet herself, who at its close utters a whispery and precious “Thank you” before a single handclap of applause?

Congratulations! This is as disgusting and kill-thyself as it gets. I’ll just say “No” to putting up the link. Now get out there and enjoy the rest of God’s day of rest!!!

by Left Hook | 25 March 2007 | hate, dead horse | Comments