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Early this morning I got this text:
Not only is it NOT SOMEONE WISHING ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, but it’s some jerk I had one date with three months ago.
Dude, do you not remember what a phenomenal asshole you were?
And now he thinks he can take credit for the hair? Quel joke.
Also, “hair model”? Now my phone is contaminated.
[edited to add: please do not text Left Hook “Happy Birthday.” She doesn’t like that.]
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