Year of Dog
The all-about-me show! Fuck you.
THE SIGN OF THE DOG
Money and status don’t matter to the Dog… Once Dogs determine a subject of interest, they usually master that before taking off for a new adventure. They like to finish what they start. [they “like to” but they “don’t”–ed.] They are honest and trustworthy people, ethically strong and morally kept.
THE DOG LOVER
Dogs can be overly shy when making friends or courting someone… As a lover, Dogs are compassionate, supportive partners, [some might take issue–ed.] eager to hear about your day at work [ibid.–ed.] or the project you just finished.
MARRIAGE
Dogs are simple and lead very easygoing lives. They can be mean with word sometimes [indeed!–ed.] and must learn to control their angry tongues.
And finally,
DOGS MAKE EXCELLENT:
- Nurses
- Counselors
- Priests
- Politicians
- Clerks
- Police officers
CLERKS? Really?
I’ve got nothing.
3 Responses to “Year of Dog”
1 Pistol Whip 29 March 2007 @ 2:59 am
Insert audio of Pistol Whip saying, “IT’S A DOG” all Southern-like.
Because I’m obsessed with that.
2 rory 29 March 2007 @ 2:52 pm
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3 Pistol Whip 29 March 2007 @ 7:07 pm
Re the above: I think the one for Left Hook is:
The Three Pointer™
Dribble down the court while the sweet fruit juices dribble down your chin!
!!!
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