The week in review with Left Hook and Pistol Whip

MONDAY. Left Hook is home sick with the flu.

Left Hook: Hello, Pistol? Primordial dwarves on channel 9.
Pistol Whip: Huh?
Lefty: DO IT.
Pistol: Oh, my, God.
Lefty: I know.
Pistol: […]
Lefty: That one is kind of hot, though.
Giggles. An uncomfortable silence.
Pistol: I see what you mean.

Later.

Lefty: Call me an idiot, but I didn’t realize colds were caused by viruses. Or the flu. Whatever.
Pistol: Lots of things are caused by viruses….
Lefty: Yeah.
Pistol: …AIDS.
Lefty: That’s the worst one.
Pistol: Those people are doing okay. They’ve got meds.
Lefty: They’re doing better than I am.

SATURDAY. Lefty and Pistol at brunch. They are seated by the window.

Pistol. Fuck.
Lefty: What?
Pistol: See that guy? That old drunk Polish guy?
Lefty: No. Where?
Pistol: I made the mistake of making eye contact. Now he’s gonna take it as far as he can.
Lefty: So you’re already outside with him?

SUNDAY. Pistol and Lefty stroll in the park.

Lefty: Take the word “dudes.”
Pistol: Yeah.
Lefty: Subtract the “E” and what are you left with?
Pistol: Duds.
Lefty: Exactly.

Later.

Lefty: …global colding.
Pistol: Hahaha.
Lefty: […]
Pistol: […]
Lefty: Global colding.
Pistol: That’s the tenth time you’ve made that joke.
Lefty: That was the third.
Pistol: […]
Lefty: Global colding.
Pistol: […]
Lefty: It’s still funny.

by Left Hook | 22 April 2007 | MFABFF | Comments