Friday evening at Youpers (REAL TIME)
Mr. Pistol: You walk out the door and you spend a hundred dollars.
Left Hook: You buy cotton candy and a condom and it’s a hundred dollars.
Beat.
Left Hook: By the way, that’s my perfect day.
Mr. Pistol: You walk out the door and you spend a hundred dollars.
Left Hook: You buy cotton candy and a condom and it’s a hundred dollars.
Beat.
Left Hook: By the way, that’s my perfect day.
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6 Responses to “Friday evening at Youpers (REAL TIME)”
1 Left Hook 28 April 2007 @ 1:08 am
also, PIGS IN BLANKETS and CHOCOLATE-COVERED PRETZELS. Ya dig?
2 Pistol Whip 28 April 2007 @ 1:38 am
PLUS:
oogum boogum boogum boogum boogum
now baby you’re castin your spell on me…
3 Pistol Whip 28 April 2007 @ 1:39 am
and, Glen?
Heh!
4 "rory" 28 April 2007 @ 2:17 am
This website is masturbation.
5 Left Hook 28 April 2007 @ 3:37 pm
Life IS masturbation, when you think about it. Think about it.
6 Pistol Whip 28 April 2007 @ 4:04 pm
Plus, you’re the one who likes to watch, dude. Perv.
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