Big Red
“The pickles have been spotted as far afield as Dallas and St. Louis, but THEIR CULT IS THICKEST IN THE DELTA REGION…”
Heh.
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7 Responses to “Big Red”
1 Firecracker 9 May 2007 @ 12:33 pm
“The Blow Pop stick can be inserted so that the candy appears as a knob at one end of the pickle, allowing the eater to alternate between bites of sour-sweet pickle and licks of sweet-sour Blow Pop.
Huh?
2 Firecracker 9 May 2007 @ 12:34 pm
And this guy trying to patent it under the name, “Koolickle.”
Moe evidence I’m a sucker for having a job.
3 Left Hook 9 May 2007 @ 4:30 pm
Knob. Pucker. Blow Pop. Impaled.
fucking freakshow of an article.
4 Firecracker 9 May 2007 @ 5:24 pm
You left out “Alternate bites…and licks.”
5 Pistol Whip 12 May 2007 @ 6:30 pm
I still haven’t been able to bring myself to click on the link to the article.
I don’t think I’d be able to parse it.
Ever since my accident, the old stomach is just not the same.
As they say in the South, GAW, MAMA.
6 Firecracker 14 May 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Really? Because I actually want to try one. One of those Koolickles.
7 Pistol Whip 14 May 2007 @ 9:20 pm
[Firecracker is the slutty one.]
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