But will your package clear Customs?
Had lunch at DuMont Burger today with Mr. Pistol and Mr. Shaky, and dudes were talking about their jobs. Booooooring!
Pistol: Who are these people in your offices anyway?
Mr. P: I don’t know. They all live in New Jersey.
Pistol: Are any of them, like, good-looking?
Mr. P: None of them are especially good-looking.
Shaky: Nobody in my office is very attractive either.
A moment of comtemplative chewing.
Shaky: Except for this one girl? The import manager? I’d fuck her.
Mr. P: Wait, what’s your title? Aren’t you the-
Shaky: Yeah. Export manager.
Pistol: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
Shaky shrugs.
Mr. P: How many loads do you think she can take?
Shaky: I’ll pack her box!
Mr. P: You better shrink-wrap that package first.
Pistol: Hahahahahaha.
Shaky: We can keep going with this as long as you want.
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