The mirror is dangerous. But I can’t put it down!

“Rory” is the kind of dude who uses his girlfriend’s name for all his passwords. A romantic, like.

That never occurred to me, maybe because my heart is cold?

Naw, Mr. Pistol’s real-life name is just much too short.

Anyway, stop it with your identity theft schemes right this instant. Even if you were to hack into “Rory’s” life and figure out his girlfriend’s name, you couldn’t steal shit, because he is smart enough to throw some numbers in there too. (Right?)

i love love.
i’m loving loving love right now.
sure. love’s lovely.
love’s the loveliest love.
i’m holding up a mirror to you loving loving love and it’s reflected back at you and there are now six loves.
i want to punch some shit.
punch the mirror.
duh.

by Pistol Whip | 15 May 2007 | meta, retarded | Comments