Official.

Mr. Nairobi Sanchez, Esq., our legal counsel, asked me to post the following:

The Board of Directors convened an emergency meeting at 9:08 pm on Monday to discuss the grave ramifications of Pistol Whip’s “menstrual post.”

It pleases the Board to report that a moratorium on similarly-themed subject matter has been unanimously passed. In a written statement, the Board also recommended further punishment. The nature of this punishment was unspecified, although the Board’s strict constructionist leanings leave little to the imagination.

Speaking from the driveway of the Pistols’ compound, Mr. Pistol contended such retribution “…is wholly unnecessary.” He insisted his wife’s “feeling of ick” was punishment enough. Yet he admitted he was keeping his woman indoors “for her own damn good.”

However, an onlooker from The Scarlet Lamppost, a local detective agency, claimed to spy a figure, clad in a frilly nightgown, climbing out of a window with the aid of knotted bedclothes. The onlooker, who possesses “ears of marvelous caliber,” was said to have heard the sound of cackling in the general vicinity.

Miss Whip’s colleague, Left Hook, was unavailable for comment.

by Left Hook | 16 May 2007 | boring | Comments