Start Your Day With Horror
Just like me!!!
Do an image search for “house centipede” then see how happy I was to be woken up at 4:45 am by one of these things crawling in my hair!!!
Result: one half-squashed house centipede lying beside me on the bed and a big pile of hair I pulled out in my frantic violent attempts at self defense.
Guess who didn’t really sleep much after that?
You people are just lucky I haven’t posted a jerk-off gallery of the biggest, most disgusting specimens I could find.
Do you know the antenna-thingys are striped and like an inch and a half long?
4 Responses to “Start Your Day With Horror”
1 Firecracker 29 May 2007 @ 11:44 am
I’ve been to that personal hell! I had one in my PANTS! I picked up a pair of pants off the floor, and THANK GOD happened to shake out the wrinkles before I put them on, and one of those fuckers flew across the room. It gave me actual nightmares. I called nerdy entomologist ex-boyfriend to find out what it was, and he was like, “That’s great! They eat cockroach eggs!” Asshole. I hate those beasts more than anything.
2 Left Hook 30 May 2007 @ 12:20 pm
Yeah, that makes sense. Because I have cockroach eggs IN MY HAIR.
What is that moron’s address? I’m going to show up and stab him in the throat with a plastic knife.
3 Firecracker 1 June 2007 @ 1:54 pm
Hmm…I don’t know, somewhere in Nerdville?
4 Firecracker 4 June 2007 @ 7:02 pm
Guess what the FUCK is right in front of me, right now, crawling up the wall in front of my desk at work??? I want to cry. Those bastards are all over the place.
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