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The what.

Last night on the bathroom line at a popular Lower East Side bar, which on the weekends is swamped with cretinous 20-something girls who get dressed up to go out to bars, and the guys who hang out with them.

The warm up.

An annoying girl and her annoying friends are ahead of Left Hook on the line.

Girl: My friends are out of control! Aren’t they CRAZY?
Left Hook: No.

The score.

A guy behind Left Hook has been trying to flirt with her for some time. At last, after a pause:

Guy: Do you ever think about the meaning of existence?
Left Hook: No.

by Left Hook | 3 June 2007 | laffs, hate | Comments