literally, bodog style

Q: My brain hurts.
A: Thinking is hard work!!!

Hahaha! Too bad “brainwork” does not earn “clams.” Right? Because let me tell you, that scorpion in my brain is one sick fuck.

So, here we go again.

quote (all text attributes added willy-nilly by yours truly):

Sell What EVERYONE WANTS & USES!
Hello,

It’s Jennifer again with a reminder that it is time to update the look of your business card.

The link below will bring you to a site that we feel has the best qualities in what we now look for in a card: JAW-DROPPING IMPACT, PAPER QUALITY AND AFFORDABILITY.

The business cards feature EYE-POPPING COLOR and designs that will have your clients picking your card up again and again.

These cards are UNFORGETTABLE and HARD TO PUT DOWN [sounds like a liability!].

For instance I handed someone my card last night at a dinner party and within 15 minutes she had shown it to everyone.

The other guests began ASKING (sic) for my card! (when does that EVER (sic) happen with a traditional business card?)

[etc. And then:]

YOU WILL LITERALLY TURN YOUR BUSINESS CARD INTO A CASH MACHINE.

[aside: do you understand what this means? From this:

To this:

I hope there’s a warning tone or something when the magical transformation occurs! Cause, back pocket? Ouch!]

People GO CRAZY over these FRESH, new business card with EYE POPPING colors. Order cards in your occupational field and watch your profits SKY ROCKET!

:endquote.

Now check out the spectacular eye-popping cards!!! or if it’s all you can take, peruse the example below!

by Left Hook | 7 June 2007 | boring | Comments