dreamjob

Is this for reals? Opinions, please.

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Speaking of, I need someone to remove the hair that gets tangled in my vacuum cleaner’s roller. I will pay $30 per hour. It is half an hour of work (but if you have experience, it will only take you ten minutes!) once or twice a month. Interested?

p.s. That seems to have gotten is some presh syntax, eh?

by Left Hook | 6 July 2007 | WTF | Comments

3 Responses to “dreamjob”

  1. 1 Firecracker 6 July 2007 @ 2:18 pm

    I say not real–Like everything else on Craig’s List, it’s probably a guy thinking of novel ways to sneak someone into the bone zone.

  2. 2 Left Hook 6 July 2007 @ 2:22 pm

    There’s only one way to find out. I volunteer Firecracker.

  3. 3 Firecracker 6 July 2007 @ 3:21 pm

    I might do it, just because it would be good bar conversation afterwards: “So, I go to this apartment to de-louse a child, and instead this guy answers the door in a thong and tells me he knows just how to please a woman!” [Hilarious laughter ensues from bartender and adoring male patrons.]

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