Thanks for making me feeling like a REAL pedophile, International Herald Tribune
From Michael Cera’s comedy of raw adolescence:
Michael Cera, who just turned 19 years old but whose peach-fuzz cheeks and deceptively innocent eyes make him seem at least five years younger…
Yeah yeah, I know I can be a creep when it comes to teens. But c’mon. He does not look FOURTEEN YEARS OLD.
Does he?
Normally I’d make a sex joke about the phrase “raw adolescence.” But that just feels unseemly now.
3 Responses to “Thanks for making me feeling like a REAL pedophile, International Herald Tribune”
1 Left Hook 12 July 2007 @ 12:26 pm
Peach-fuzz cheeks? And people wonder why I’m in favor of a writing license. This Joe Rhodes would be looking at a minimum suspension of 4 weeks for that one.
2 r ham 12 July 2007 @ 1:03 pm
here’s a video that makes michael cera seem a little older.
Sweet Tits
3 Pistol Whip 12 July 2007 @ 2:59 pm
i mean seriously, dude shaves, right? possibly even twice a week?
that video: “i know a guy who’d like that: me, in the future. him and i have similar tastes.” heh!
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