16 days to go…
I had big plans for our Brazil trip. Because I am one of the stars of a hilarious and popular (imaginary) internet TV show, I think in terms of webisodes. This was going to be a great one. Imagine Pistol and Lefty at some teeming sexbeach in Rio…
So many wacky gags therein!!! Pistol, clad in one of her granny bathing suits, frolicks in the surf while Lefty–pretty well-covered herself–applies SPF 5000. Everywhere, lithe and nearly naked Brazilians jeer. Hahahaha!
Anyhow, come to find out it’s actually winter in Brazil. Who knew! So much for titling this one “SWIMDRESS.”
Here’s the footage we’ve got so far.
Lefty and Pistol at their respective homes, talking on the telephone. Split screen!
Pistol: Aren’t Brazilians the most beautiful people in the world? Like they’re all beautiful and perfect, hot bodies, caipirinhas, the samba, etc.
Lefty: Yeah, I don’t think the dudes are my thing.
Pistol: But what about the youth? Lads are lads wherever one goes.
Lefty: I dunno…
Pistol: Maybe you’ll get into it once we’re there. There’ll be hardly any white boys! I mean, if you only like white boys, it’s going to be disappointing.
Lefty: I like Mexicans!
Pistol: Seriously. Dang.
Lefty: God.
Pistol: I bet Brazilians are more like Mexicans than you think.
Lefty: Uh, maybe.
Lefty and Pistol at Youpers.
Lefty: Let’s tell the bartenders we’re going to Brazil!!!
Pistol: Yeah, let’s tell them!!!
Lefty: Glen, we’re going to Brazil!!!
Glen: …
Did you hear that, everybody? WE’RE GOING TO BRAZIL!
3 Responses to “16 days to go…”
1 Left Hook 28 July 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Also… Yesterday at Clam’s.
Lefty: There’s this picture in the guidebook…of dudes on the beach in Rio.
Pistol: Yeah, I saw it.
Lefty: …
Pistol: What? You’ve come around?
Lefty: Maybe it’s just a good picture.
Pistol: Heh.
Lefty: Heh.
2 BlangyBlangBlang 28 July 2007 @ 10:39 pm
still doe it gon be fly den a muffucca
3 Left Hook 4 August 2007 @ 5:43 pm
I heart my naughty sailor-girl swimdress!
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