Link of the Day

Dear Fiend,

I’m writing to share the latest hip web address with you. In my job as junior content editor, I scour the bounty of the internet to bring you precious goodies like this. Some of my colleagues implored me not to share the link with you. “It’s too hot,” they hissed. “You’ll ruin it. Save it for us. Keep it in the family!”

What family? All I have is you, my friends. So, if you bear with me, I’ll shortly reveal to you this amazing, entertaining you-are-ell. But that’s not all! If you click the link, you’ll also be eligible to enter the Internet Sweepstakes. All you have to do is click from your home computer, and you could instantly win $250,000!

THIS IS THE AMAZING WEBSITE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE IF ONLY THAT WERE POSSIBLE BECAUSE IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE AFTER ALL I DON’T KNOW BUT I AM SO SICK OF EVERYTHING MAYBE IT’S TIME TO TRY THOSE PILLS MY THERAPIST TOLD ME ABOUT

Oh, and by the way, friends,

I LOVE YOU!
Enjoy!

by Left Hook | 8 August 2007 | bone zone | Comments