DON’T WORRY. WE ARE NOT DEAD.
Were you afraid we were dead? Aww, that’s so cute. You must really like us!
Things got hairy in Brazil. We caught colds! Then we went to Rio, and we lost our identities. Rio is dangerous, people. So we took off our name chains, lest they be ripped from our necks. And we never take off our name chains.
[Uh oh, I’m totally lying! I take mine off whenever I am obliged to have surgery, or swim in rough waters. But Lefty, never.]
Anyway, without our usual self-identification/bling, we were like a couple of newborn babies, mewling and blinking in the light. Everything astonished us, and we needed to eat constantly. And you expected us, under such circumstances, to post? Don’t forget, we also had 476 postcards to write. (Who knew we were so popular?!) So maybe you can cut us some slack this one time, taskmaster. Jeez.
Now we’re home. Soon, you’ll wish you’d never heard of Brazil!
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