I wonder if my lawyer really thinks I’m pretty, or does she just say that cuz I’ve been paying her all these years?
Sometimes I have private jokes with myself. I think of them and I laugh out loud.
Lols!!!!!
Here’s the latest: I’ve stopped referring to my therapist as “my therapist” in my head. It’s much funnier to call her “my lawyer” instead!
For example:
- I totally forgot to tell my lawyer about my latest sex dream! She’s gonna want to write this one down… it’s a keeper!
- I would do cocaine way more often if my lawyer didn’t make that I’m-concerned-about-your-health-and-I-question-your-motivations face every goddamn time!
- I am pretty sure my lawyer likes me better than the bitch with the Louis Vuitton bag who goes after me.
The possibilities are endless! The laughs keep coming! Etc.
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