Michael Cera sextape!!!!!!

When you’re anticipating spending a week with your family, it’s easy to get cocky. You’re the youngster! You’re sparkly and clever… You have the nicest shoes… And you haven’t lost your looks yet! It is your job to curse at the dinner table, make sex jokes, and guide folks through popular culture. You’re the gadfly or whatever. Right???

Well, think again. Last night my grandma said fuck. And my mom’s a creep like me!

On the drive down here, she goes, “I saw the best movie! You should see it! It’s called Superbad!”

And I go, “Yeah. Seriously. That Michael Cera? I will totally babysit him.”

And Moms goes, “Better make sure there’s no nanny cam!”

Yowza!

by Pistol Whip | 11 September 2007 | cute | Comments