Hamnanigans
Left Hook answers the burning questions of the day.
How the fuck is Owen Wilson?
Owen is at home and resting comfortably. He’s not “fine,” nor is he “woe-ridden.” He didn’t use either of those words. He said he didn’t want to talk, but then he didn’t hang up the phone, either, so we did that thing where you fall asleep with the phone next to the pillow and in the morning BEEP BEEP BEEP! What the fuck? But it was only his alarm going off because he had to take his meds.
What’s with that new Tostitos commercial?
Exactly! Parental sex isn’t funny in a creepy toddler context, no matter how crunchy those chips are.
Horses!
Think about their velvety lips. Are they for real? Some people find the idea of “hosses” munching their oats to be the cutest thing in the world. Also, they’ve given the world a valuable interjection, a.k.a. horseshit[!]. Horses come in a variety of sizes and shapes suitable for any budget. Befriend an equine (another word for horse) today and you won’t be disappointed!
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