It’s a Date, David Rees!!!

Sigh.

Dear Mailing List My Beloved Left Hook,

I am coming out of retirement for two live performances in celebration of two of my favorite things: AFFORDABLE ART and ISLAMOFASCISM.

1. ISLAMOFASCISM

Soft-spoken conservative intellectual David Horowitz has designated October 22-26 as “Islamofascism Awareness Week.” (http://www.terrorismawareness.org/)

In case you didn’t know, we are fighting World War IV with Islamofascists– but “the academic left has mobilized to create sympathy for the enemy and to fight anyone who rallies Americans to defend themselves.”

Horowitz has enlisted voices of moderation like Ann Coulter, Daniel Pipes, and Rick Santorum(?!?) “to oppose these lies and to rally American students to defend their country.”

I want a piece of that! So I’m giving a FREE lecture on Islamofascism:

DAVID REES LECTURE ON ISLAMOFASCISM:
“The More You Know”
Friday, October 26
Word Bookstore, Brooklyn
126 Franklin St (Greenpoint)
http://wordbrooklyn.com/
7:30 PM
FREE

If ever a lecture on the nihilistic evil of Islamofascism could be described as “TOTALLY OFF THE HOOK,” this is it! (Afterwards I will be signing copies of Maureen Dowd’s “Are Men Necessary?” and Nora Ephron’s “I Feel Bad About My Neck”)

I’m not ready yet to share Event #2 with you, which will involve “CRAZY TIMES” and a Hall & Oates record. You can understand why.

More of his genius here.

p.s. Do you think that “TOTALLY OFF THE HOOK” is some kind of private signal to me?

by Left Hook | 25 October 2007 | hopes and dreams | Comments

2 Responses to “It’s a Date, David Rees!!!”

  1. 1 Muslims Against Sharia 26 October 2007 @ 6:27 pm

    Muslims Against Sharia congratulate David Horowitz FREEDOM CENTER and Mike Adams, Tammy Bruce, Phyllis Chesler, Ann Coulter, Nonie Darwish, Greg Davis, Stephen Gale, David Horowitz, Joe Kaufman, Michael Ledeen, Michael Medved, Alan Nathan, Cyrus Nowrasteh, Daphne Patai, Daniel Pipes, Dennis Prager, Luana Saghieh, Rick Santorum, Jonathan Schanzer, Christina Sommers, Robert Spencer, Brian Sussman, Ed Turzanski, Ibn Warraq and other speakers on the success of the Islamofascism Awareness Week.

    Islamofascism (or Islamism) is the main threat facing modern civilization and ignorance about this threat is astounding. We hope that this event becomes regular and reaches every campus.

    A great many Westerners do not see the clear distinction between Islam and Islamism (Islamofascism). They need to understand that the difference between Islam and Islamism (Islamofascism) is the same as the difference between Christianity and Christian Identity Movement (White Supremacy Movement).

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  2. 2 Left Hook 26 October 2007 @ 9:35 pm

    Maybe the main threat facing modern civilization is that the codes printed on the insides of Coke bottle caps don’t make any sense. Can I get a free Coke with 8 bottle caps, or not? For a while it was my understanding that that was the promotion. But I don’t hear people talk about that particular promotion anymore. What’s the deal? What does “6HJ33XKO” mean, anyway? Shouldn’t it say something like, “GET A FREE COKE AT COKE.COM”? The caps are all lined up on my sink. I have like 12 of them. Should I throw them away or hang onto them? Please help me. I feel threatened by my own ignorance.

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