Seasonal
“Chinchilla holding a sticker that he just removed from a squash.”
Dude, I’m totally going to be that chinchilla for Halloween! Don’t forget about wikipedia when you are at work and doing research but have to post something even though it’s totally boring and has nothing to do with anything [and the squash?–eds.]. You could even “be” wikipedia for Halloween. Just carry a laptop around with you and answer everyone’s rhetorical questions for them and solve all arguments for eternity. The best thing about this stupid fake holiday was when Johnny N. deconstructed the phrase “What are you supposed to be?” and I’m thinking of it now and at least I have an answer: a dexterous rodent who shops at Whole Foods. Enjoy!
2 Responses to “Seasonal”
1 inspector corset 31 October 2007 @ 11:38 am
I love you little chinchilla. Oh won’t you please be my Valentine?!
I love kabocha squash too! I can make you a delicious squash soup.
Your wikipedia halloween costume is a brilliant one.
Did you know that Americans will spend over five billion dollars this year on Halloween? Guess the dentists are smiling.
More Happy Halloween fun facts from the Inspector:
Top Kids’ Costumes
# of Children
1
Princess
11.8%
3,778,217
2
Witch
5.2%
1,664,215
3
Spiderman
4.5%
1,439,321
4
Monster
4.1%
1,304,385
5
Darth Vader
3.9%
1,259,406
6
Superhero
3.9%
1,259,406
7
Star Wars Character
2.5%
809,618
8
Batman
2.4%
764,639
9
Ninja
2.3%
719,660
10
Clown
2.3%
719,660
11
Pirate
2.1%
674,682
12
Angel
2.0%
629,703
13
Pumpkin
2.0%
629,703
14
Power Rangers
1.8%
584,724
15
Cinderella
1.7%
539,745
16
Vampire
1.5%
494,767
17
Cheerleader
1.5%
494,767
18
Cat
1.5%
494,767
19
Ghost/Ghoul
1.4%
449,788
20
Soldier/Sailor
1.4%
449,788
Top Adults’ Costumes
# of Adults
1
Witch
16.4%
3,923,124
2
Vampire
6.0%
1,448,538
3
Actor/Famous Person
3.3%
784,625
4
Monster
3.0%
724,269
5
Pirate
2.4%
573,380
6
Angel
2.3%
543,202
7
Clown
2.3%
543,202
8
Ghost/Ghoul
2.1%
513,024
9
Zombie
2.1%
513,024
10
Renaissance Costume
2.0%
482,846
11
Princess
1.9%
452,668
12
Devil
1.8%
422,490
13
Grim Reaper
1.5%
362,135
14
Soldier/Sailor
1.4%
331,957
15
Superhero
1.4%
331,957
16
Nurse
1.4%
331,957
17
Gypsy
1.4%
331,957
18
Pumpkin
1.3%
301,779
19
Pimp
1.1%
271,601
20
Wizard
1.0%
241,423
2 Johnny N. 31 October 2007 @ 1:15 pm
I long for the good old days when we still cared about deconstructing what we were supposed to be. Congratulations you rich, dexterous rodent!
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