The bone zone is the opposite of death
My little sister got married this weekend. And everybody knows what that means!!! We’re all going to die! But first, we’re going to get OLD. And also, It’s about time I started acting like a grown-up.
Okay, she’s actually my big sister.
But sometimes when we play “Who do you think is older?” people say me. Because I am seven inches taller, and a hag.
Our other favorite game is “Who’s the smart one and who’s the pretty one?”
God, could anything be better than Pistol and Firecracker?
But now we have husbands and dining room tables, and before long we’ll have varicose veins, hip surgeries, gravestones.
SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE MY BRAIN STOP.
FC sent this picture to distract me. All the way from Spain, where she and Mr. Cracker are honeymooning.
Har!
Ain’t the first time this has happened to her. She’s the slutty one, after all.
2 Responses to “The bone zone is the opposite of death”
1 Firecracker 20 November 2007 @ 10:29 am
Will you be my bridesmaid for my hip replacement surgery too?
2 Firecracker 20 November 2007 @ 10:30 am
The other thing is that we’re both in like, the top two percent for pretty and smart, so it’s a trick question. Which is a clue for people that we are also in the top ONE percent for funny.
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