Voice from the Future States the Obvs

Pistol: …LA.
Lefty: Oh, LA! I want to go. I’m going to move there.
Pistol: (Laughs) How will you get around?
Lefty: My boyfriend will drive me.
Pistol: Everywhere?
Lefty: Yes, everywhere.
Pistol: You think that’s a good idea?
Lefty: Yes. No.
Pistol: …
Lefty: What about a scooter? Do you think I could handle a scooter?
Pistol: A scooter? On the freeway?
Lefty: I won’t take the freeway.
Pistol: You have to! It’s LA.
Lefty: I don’t understand.
Pistol: (sighs)
Lefty: I know. I’ll have a driver.
Pistol: That could work.
Lefty: Right?
Pistol: That’s your perk.
Lefty: And I’ll call him on my Blackberry.
VOICE FROM THE FUTURE: YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THAT. SEE?

Lefty: Wow! I do!
Pistol: This diagram explains everything! Cars will drive themselves!
Lefty: Future voice? Are you still there?
Silence.
Pistol: I think he’s gone.
Lefty: What a rip off!
Pistol: So many questions!
Lefty: Wasted on a self-driving car!
Pistol: Fuck that voice from the future.
Lefty: Totally.
Pistol: Jerk.
Lefty: A-hole.
Silence.
Pistol and Lefty: (whispering) Hello?

by Left Hook | 16 November 2007 | science | Comments