Fish ‘n’ Tits

When I saw the commercial for “Disney on Ice: Finding Nemo” last night I thought I must be dreaming!!!
We combine digital projection, choreography and the most unbelievable costumes ever seen, and the result is a visual masterpiece that will truly transform the ice surface and take audiences through the ocean and into the aquarium.
What? I don’t know. Here are some more pictures. Make sure you enlarge the linked picture to see an angelfish with extreme cameltoe and a creepy double-dong clam.


Wow! Gigantic eyeball boobs and dangling male members. I know–you’re confused about whether this is some piscine sex fetish thing, or wholesome family entertainment. Let’s view a video clip of the Nemo show and find out.
What a cacophonous mess! I definitely would have cried all the way through this as a child, not only because of the chaos and noise, but because of the disappointing lack of correlation between the promotional pictures and the actual ice spectacle.

“SOMEONE WOULD LOVE ME IF I HAD BIGGER TITS”

2 Responses to “Fish ‘n’ Tits”
1 Pistol Whip 6 January 2008 @ 12:41 am
fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
2 L 8 January 2008 @ 11:15 am
My friend Iris helped with the costumes! They are pretty awesome in person!
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