Don’t watch this.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, yesterday’s Times article about Bindi Irwin.
I only looked at it because it was on the Most Emailed list. And because I feel sorry for exploited children. F’realz.
I did not know it would involve a video, and that that video would infect my brain with this song.
It’s hard to think of a less likely child star. Or a sadder robot. Seriously, check out that bewildered mask-face she’s got.
Plus, grown-man backup dancers with shit-eating grins, and spooky footage of her late dad.
Plus, kill me because this is the worst song ever and I’ve got it on eternal repeat.
2 Responses to “Don’t watch this.”
1 Mr. Pistol 9 January 2008 @ 7:41 pm
I just hope none of those men to shake their trunkie
2 Firecracker 11 January 2008 @ 1:12 pm
Did they photoshop the Crocodile Hunter’s head on a male back-up dancer doing the dance, or was this filmed before he passed away? I would think he’d be against minute 1:04 when the male back-up dancers gyrate and sing “watch me shake my trunk.”
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