Archives for February 2008
Idiot Boksen
And then, and then, and then.
Television!!!!
i.e., SPORTS ACTION TEAM.
I didn’t know what the hell was going on. What sports-themed sitcom parodies the puppet show from The Sound of Music?
Also: Sports-themed sitcom? Really, Left Hook? Sports???
Yes.
And yes.
This is on network tv—NBC to be exact. Can you believe it? Does it not renew your faith in humanity? […]
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I’m back, and–
I’m sorry, but I invented this like five years ago!
The nanogenerator takes advantage of the semiconductive properties of zinc oxide nanowires — tiny wires 1,000 times smaller than the width of a human hair — embedded into the fabric. The wires are formed into pairs of microscopic brush-like structures, shaped like […]
Awkward!
Because I am a narcissist, I am obsessed with figuring out what I look like. And also, because I am confused. Globally, I’m talking. Existentially! I really, really, really can’t figure out what I look like. Hence, there is a lot of staring in the mirror chez Pistol. I find photographs of myself fascinating and […]
Read this entry >>I am hoping this will cheer you up a little, Lefty
Remember? Funny? We laugh?
Sigh.
Anyways:
That is Bryan “Bug” Jennings of the Defibrillators performing his rejected Axe Body Spray rap at the Rejection Show in December. Thank you Jon Friedman.
Read this entry >>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
They said I can try a place called Drivesavers in California (of course) but that runs between $1500 and $2100, and verges on madness. I just looked at what I had saved and I am missing so much stuff. Like two entire new scenes. I was on fire those fifteen days and I didn’t even […]
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I am so relieved that it’s finally Primary Day, even though I still don’t know who I’m voting for, because I don’t think I can endure any more grinning clean-cut youths covered in Obama stickers and buttons (wacky!) lunging at me in the Union Square train station and shouting, “High-five for Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!!” In my face.
Seriously. […]
Brain Tragedy
Firstums… I have been soooo depressed lately, crying all the time and thinking Wouldn’t it be better if I just fucking died? and What’s the point of anything, anyway? I’ve been watching hours and hours of tv, I’ve gone through boxes of Kleenex, I even have broken capillaries under my eyes from crying so hard. […]
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