I’m back, and–
I’m sorry, but I invented this like five years ago!
The nanogenerator takes advantage of the semiconductive properties of zinc oxide nanowires — tiny wires 1,000 times smaller than the width of a human hair — embedded into the fabric. The wires are formed into pairs of microscopic brush-like structures, shaped like a baby-bottle brush.
(nytimes)
Ask anyone! I also invented a process that allows clothing manufacturers to selectively add stretch to certain parts of their garments! I also invented a special subway commuter’s umbrella! I also came up with the idea to put solar panels on top of bus stops to power heaters (winter) and fans (summer)! I also invented the nanocanoe (ask the Sadmaker!), which rides in a sick person’s bloodstream! All this and much much more! When I die I’m going to donate my brain to science because anything else would be criminal!!!
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