Archives for April 2008
“A Cook in Brooklyn”
About a year ago I was made Extemely Neurotic by being asked if I had a “signature dish.” No, I did not. Was I supposed to have a Signature Dish? Did everyone else have one? Thank god Pistol was around to say something like, “I hate that question!” But then I thought, is there something […]
Read this entry >>It’s like my team won The Big Game.
Cuz I’m so highbrow, bitchez.
Son Plans to Publish Nabokov’s Last Novel
…if you beat the tree with it.
I am such a late bloomer that I am just now assembling my first futon-couch, at age [redacted]. Yep, up until now I’ve been sitting on milk crates and drinking out of a tin cup!
All right, not really. It’s for my basement. Imagine: futon-couch, two folding tables, a 20-pack of toilet paper, and a ficus […]
Real Life
Our advisory council has been warning us about dreamblogging, telling us that if we persist we must at least make a new category, T.A.D.L.A.R. (obvs), to warn readers of its mind-numbing content. Well, I’m not in the category-birthing spirit right now, but I must recount LAST NIGHT’S DREAM.
Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords said he […]