One Pistol’s Opinion, vol. 2
White people shouldn’t wear wear white sunglasses.
I don’t care whether you are a fey baby-hipster with a Thurston Moore haircut and a fag bag…
or his female equivalent…
or this guy…
(shudder)
or even a nineteen-year-old Italian dude who, sans sunglasses, I would probz bang…
You look stupid.
Doesn’t anybody have any dignity anymore?
There are pretty much ZERO EXCEPTIONS. Even Princess Diana looks like a retard in white shades.
As for non-white people, I would say proceed with caution. I can’t give you a rule of thumb, because it’s really a case-by-case thing.
But I will say that I’m not crazy about them on little Asian girls in babydoll dresses.
One Response to “One Pistol’s Opinion, vol. 2”
1 Left Hook 30 May 2008 @ 7:42 pm
Kind of the funniest thing I’ve read all year. AND SO TRUE.
Do all Italian teenagers lick their own biceps?
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