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Feathers
Scene: the Bedford L platform, where Pistol is waiting for the train, wearing her fucking adorable fur hat that snaps at the chin, and listening to one of the more bizarre Shangri-Las songs on her zPod. (Pistol has been kind of obsessed with the Shangri-Las since Saturday, when the always-welcome “Give Him a Great […]
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Today at acupuncture, Dr. Ken saw my knife tattoo. “Is it real?”
“Yeah.”
“You have a knife on your neck?”
I said, “You don’t like it?”
“Do you?”
“Yes.”
He stuck a needle in my arm. “Most people have flower.”
Most people have flower. This isn’t the only awesome broken English=funny thing Dr. Ken has said. In my first session two […]