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kitchen lulz!
No prep bowls?
No problem.
Read this entry >>“A Cook in Brooklyn”
About a year ago I was made Extemely Neurotic by being asked if I had a “signature dish.” No, I did not. Was I supposed to have a Signature Dish? Did everyone else have one? Thank god Pistol was around to say something like, “I hate that question!” But then I thought, is there something […]
Read this entry >>GodDAMN.
People, I am so fucking brilliant, because do you know what I just made for dinner? Short ribs. And do you know what the most delicious food in the world is? Short ribs. OH MY GOD.
A few weeks ago when Father Hook was in town, Lefty and I had dinner with him and his colleague […]
Read this entry >>Meatloaf? Seriously.
When you make meatloaf like I do/did and it is unbearably delicious then you will also make meatloaf sandwiches like 5 times a day? OK, three times. But still.
Soft rye
The most delicious meatloaf (see below for a teaser)
Cheese (muenster? Monterey Jack?) optional
WATERCRESS (the opposite of optional)
MAYONNAISE
Oh do you want to know about meatloaf? Same as […]
Read this entry >>Do you get sick of me?
Because I get sick of myself.
Blargh.
When I do something, I really do it. Like: I might listen to all the Silver Jews records in my possession (well, except the newest one) like 476 times, reread Actual Air, and send Mr. Pistol a text that says, “Do you think if David Berman met me, he would […]
Shine a Light
I don’t know why, exactly, but I AM HAVING THE BEST DAY. From the moment I woke up, my brain was awash with the good stuff. Serotonin, is it? All’s I know is I like it.
Maybe it started last night at Youpers, when Lefty and I sat elbow-to-elbow in stripey sweaters–unplanned, swear!–and I managed to […]