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Il a dit:
J’ai dit:
The end.
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Bundle of joy
Shrimp dick probably deserves its own tag. But that would be letting the terrorists win.
Yesterday after chatting awhile:
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
I’m gonna smoke a ton!
And drink my little shrimp dick silly.
I’m relieved that shrimp dick has made an appearance.
Wouldn’t be right otherwise.
I thought you might be sick […]
Another reminder that I didn’t get enough attention as a child
Today at acupuncture, Dr. Chen asked if he could take a picture of my stomach for a training he’s giving about how to work around scars. My answer? A resounding YES. I lay there smiling up at the ceiling while he snapped away. I felt special.
Ever since then I keep thinking, my stomach is gonna […]
I guess dudes have to pay
Last night, Mr. Pistol and I were in the kitchen, doing post-dinner cleanup–mad domestic, right?–and talking about Andrew Weil, who happens to be Mr. P’s fave health guru and personal hero, and the reason I have been persuaded twice to quit caffeine. (Never again.) I was saying how Dr. Weil is constantly recycling the same […]
Read this entry >>in a strange land
Today at the gym I ran next to a Hasidic woman. She wore a skirt, a shirt, a shirt, and a coral-pink head wrap. And she had staring eyes. Well, of course! When I run I look like a maniac. I sing along, under my breath in theory, to whatever I’m listening to. And since […]
Read this entry >>Mr. Pistol: An Introduction
After giving some thought to the matter, I’ve decided to refer to my better half as Mr. Pistol in these pages. (I do not use “better half” lightly. Dude is a class act.) I figure that he would favor Mr. Pistol over Mr. Whip. Because generally Mr. Pistol prefers symbols of power/virility to symbols of […]
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