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Meatloaf? Seriously.
When you make meatloaf like I do/did and it is unbearably delicious then you will also make meatloaf sandwiches like 5 times a day? OK, three times. But still.
Soft rye
The most delicious meatloaf (see below for a teaser)
Cheese (muenster? Monterey Jack?) optional
WATERCRESS (the opposite of optional)
MAYONNAISE
Oh do you want to know about meatloaf? Same as […]
Read this entry >>That is my wings
This broad is pretty much my hero.
Read this entry >>Mistakes were made
Ladies and gentleman, last night something happened to your blogeuses. Something bad.
Read this entry >>If you take away this pain Lord I swear I will probably never drink again. Please.
Last night.
The only thing I can imagine eating right now is a single Cheerio. Or, excuse me but I must puke. Again.
I Know the Feeling
From: Mr. Pistol
Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2007 9:48 AM
To: Pistol Whip; Left Hook; Garro; Desmo
Subject: Not responsible
To Whom It May Concern,
FYI BTW WTF – Mr. Pistol will not be held responsible for any conversations had on Friday, April 27th after 8pm EDT. Please call me on my mobile phone if you have any questions or […]
Live the Life
As I made my way down the bone zone that is the Bedford Ave subway platform, surrounded by leering gaywads, who, it seems, have never seen a girl wear a skirt before, I was once again struck by the phenomenon Pistol Whip has so helpfully pointed out in these pages:
Female + hangover = Oak City.
It […]
Field Trip to the Man Shanty
I’ve been hearing about the Man Shanty for a long time. It’s where Sex Machine lives with his best friend J.Z.
It’s pretty much Bone Zone Ground Zero.
Here’s my favorite Man Shanty story: S.M. and J.Z. were entertaining some ladies at a nightclub, apparently models of foreign origin. (Russian? Brazilian? Can’t remember exactly.) The boys suggested […]
Read this entry >>Shrimp dick
Once there was this guy and his dick was an actual shrimp.
Grill that shrimp, girl!
Peel and de-vein!
But I’m allergic to shrimp!
I ALREADY REGRET THIS.
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