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Life’s Rich Pageant
So I was re-alphabetizing my CDs–oh my God this is your favorite blog ever because I write such interesting posts, right???–and every time I do that I’m like, THIS IS STUPID FUCK IT I’M GETTING RID OF ALL OF THEM RIGHT NOW, because what are CDs even? And then I usually do get rid of […]
Read this entry >>The grand smear
Dude. You’ve got to witness Lee Siegel clobbering the fuck out of Alice Sebold’s new novel The Almost Moon in today’s Book Review. Seriously: this is Must-See TV, folks. I wouldn’t want to give everything away, but I can’t help mentioning that he compares the thing to “one very long MySpace page.” And concludes with […]
Read this entry >>Cringeasana
I’ve been waiting pretty much my entire life for a stranger with a skateboard to talk to me on the street.
Well guys, it finally happened!!!
Except, it wasn’t exactly how I dreamed it would be. Sigh. Like they say: be careful what you wish for; you just might get humiliated on the street by a pack […]
Nag cycle
I’m starting to think the laundromat lady thinks it’s ALL ABOUT HER. Yesterday evening I was there rubbing one out* (okay, actually two), and while I was taking my stuff out of the dryer, she kept yelling at me to STOP RUSHING. She was all, “Slow down! Slow down! Slow down! I’ll be open another […]
Read this entry >>Big day
Lefty’s probably making her initial descent at this very moment.
And, today we had our first heckler.
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