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One Pistol’s Opinion, vol. 2
White people shouldn’t wear wear white sunglasses.
Read this entry >>there go the movies…
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I’m Sorry
I know, I know–weird things on craigslist. Yawn! But still, I never expected to see anything like this while idly browsing for a coffee table.
You are looking at a Bronze-Lady coffee table. The table itself is shaped as a naked lady made of bronze material, as seen in the pictures below.
Face is covered with tape […]
THIS IS SLANDER!
Here is one thing of which you may be certain: I have never purchased music by U2. It’s bad enough that my candle purchase of ‘06 has skewed me towards some kind of weird aromatherapeutical metric, but this?
Read this entry >>Pistol Whip sickened, perhaps traumatized by cleaning product advertisement
Girls are gross.
I guess so is sex.
I think the man might be dead.
Feet.
mommy-daddy dance
AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!
I scrubbed my brain with lye soap and I still feel so dirty.
What’s worse than sweaty pearls?
The other day–whichever day was the hottest this week–I saw this girl walking up Bedford and I was totally prepared to give her the Dumbest Girl of the Week Prize. She was wearing: superskinny black jeans tucked into black motorcycle boots, a wifebeater, Wayfarers, and [drumroll please] about 47 pounds of faux pearls around her […]
Read this entry >>TMI
Okay, so:
I was raised by hippies.
I’m totally narcissistic.
I’m a little bit of a hypochondriac.
Do the math, and it shouldn’t come as a surprise that I’m endlessly fascinated by my own menstrual cycle!
Luckily, there’s mymonthlycycles.com, the menstruation tracker! You can set it up so you get an email that says, perhaps, “RIPE WOMB” when you’re about […]
I’m glad I’m not a sexpert
From last week’s “Get Naked” [Time Out New York]:
I have been in a relationship for six and a half years with a man who is a kind, gentle and patient lover. He has really taught me everything that I know when it comes to sex. My problem is that no matter what we try, when […]
Gray Lady in Red
Lots about sex at the New York Times today.
“Similar differences between the sexes are seen by Marc Breedlove, a neuroscientist at Michigan State University. ‘Most males are quite stubborn in their ideas about which sex they want to pursue, while women seem more flexible,’ he said.”
BREEDLOVE? Seriously?
“At the same time, the researchers said, it is […]
Bundle of joy
Shrimp dick probably deserves its own tag. But that would be letting the terrorists win.
Yesterday after chatting awhile:
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
I’m gonna smoke a ton!
And drink my little shrimp dick silly.
I’m relieved that shrimp dick has made an appearance.
Wouldn’t be right otherwise.
I thought you might be sick […]
Shrimp dick: the prequel
All right, people, you asked for this.
Actually, I’m lying. Nobody asked for this. But it’s what I’ve got.
Wednesday
now [redacted]’s got a shrimpy boyfriend.
what if his penis really looked like an actual shrimp?
ICK
YOU ARE SICK
would you prefer it to look like a raw one or a cooked one?
makes me puke.
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Shrimp dick
Once there was this guy and his dick was an actual shrimp.
Grill that shrimp, girl!
Peel and de-vein!
But I’m allergic to shrimp!
I ALREADY REGRET THIS.
Read this entry >>I Hate the World #2
Know what I’m really sick of? This whole hairless pudenda trend. Or actually, what I am sick of is hearing about it. What you do or don’t do to your pubes is completely up to you. Although I will point out that I think all those famous girl crotch shots woulda been way less gross/newborn-rodentesque […]
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