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The rugged caprices of quicksilver minds
At the party on Saturday, Pistol and I lurked by the hors d’oeuvres and discussed blow jobs, in particular the specialty known as the “mediocre blow job”, in which we both have an enthusiastic interest.
Anyway, we soon moved on to other topics of conversation. It’s never dull to be at a party (or a gas […]
Live the Life
As I made my way down the bone zone that is the Bedford Ave subway platform, surrounded by leering gaywads, who, it seems, have never seen a girl wear a skirt before, I was once again struck by the phenomenon Pistol Whip has so helpfully pointed out in these pages:
Female + hangover = Oak City.
It […]
Shine a Light
I don’t know why, exactly, but I AM HAVING THE BEST DAY. From the moment I woke up, my brain was awash with the good stuff. Serotonin, is it? All’s I know is I like it.
Maybe it started last night at Youpers, when Lefty and I sat elbow-to-elbow in stripey sweaters–unplanned, swear!–and I managed to […]
Bedpan mathematics
The other night at [redacted]’s place, he was telling me about a medical experiment he guinea-pigged for a couple of years ago. He made $4,000. The experiment had something to do with muscle atrophy, so he spent 10 days in a hospital bed. He could sit up, but his legs were not allowed to move. […]
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