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NYT Brown Alert
Happy holidays!!!
Ari Henry Barnes, who works in a New York law firm, is so devoted to his cat, Romeo, that he wipes the animal’s behind every time he does “a stinky boom boom.”
Who loves you? Huh? Does Ar-Ar love you? Yeah, you’re a good pooper, aren’t you? Who loves a good pooper? Huh? Does Ar-Ar […]
IT IS WAY TOO LATE IN SEPTEMBER TO BE SINGING THIS SONG!
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Yoke lifted
When Firecracker and I were little girls, we were obsessed with orphans, babies abandoned in dumpsters, and Satanic ritual abuse. When we got new dolls, we freed them gingerly from their plastic shackles, our brows knit. What kind of monster, we wondered, would tie a little child up that way? We knew it would be […]
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When I was in sixth grade, there was this set-up at school where, on Valentine’s Day, you could have a rose sent to anybody you wanted for a dollar. I sent one to my boyfriend Bobby with a note that said, “Happy Valentine’s Day, you total stud. Love, Pistol.” How funny was I when I […]
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