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Bad bad girl girl
Dear Stephen Malkmus,
I know you’re married, silly! So am I!
But I’m just wondering, when you come home, does your wife get down on her knees and untie your shoes for you?
Or, does she start bitching about how the baby was so cranky all day, and she’s so fucking sleep deprived, and what time did you […]
Duh
Dear Stephen Malkmus,
Has anyone ever told you how spectacularly handsome you are?
Sincerely,
P.W.