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Brain storm

There are no real advantages to being a migraineur. I really like the Imitrex box, though. It makes me feel like a superhero!

See that lightning? Earlier today, that’s what it was like inside my head.
It also kind of reminds me of this picture of Lefty and me. Wanna see?

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18 March 2007 | MFABFF, random | 2 Comments

Shrimp dick

Once there was this guy and his dick was an actual shrimp.

Grill that shrimp, girl!
Peel and de-vein!
But I’m allergic to shrimp!

I ALREADY REGRET THIS.

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1 March 2007 | random, ick, inside jokes, drunk | 3 Comments

Just a girl

…with sensitive youthful pristine virgin ears.
I can totally hear the Mosquito Ringtone aka Mosquitone aka Teen Buzz! Never bothered to try until Gawker (well actually Gizmodo) linked to it yesterday, because when I first read about it in the New Yorker, it said most people over 20 can’t hear it.
It’s horrible. Like an alien in […]

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25 February 2007 | random | 3 Comments

“Rare books” plug-in for Gaydar 2.0

Saturday morning I ate breakfast, and so on (because, alas, my breakfast was not three hours long) whilst listening to WNYC. Same deal every morning, but I particularly like Scott Simon cause his voice is a goddamn steamroller of sarcasm.
Of note:

In the Amazon river, there’s a very small fish that can swim up your urethra

According […]

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5 February 2007 | random | 2 Comments


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