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nightfreak
Last night at Youpers, Glen said something, and then I said something, and then Glen said something, and then I said, FUCK YOU, GLEN! and Glen said, In your dreams! and then while my poor soupy brain was trying to work up a comeback, Glen said, In your MARRIED dreams! and then Lefty and I […]
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Just when you think Dr. Freud has been safely tucked in bed, thumb in his mouth and flask of whiskey between his knees, a dream like this comes along (T.A.D.L.A.R-ing one and all?):
My father had a terrible backache so, being a nice daughter, I rubbed his back gently. But even my light touch made him […]
T.A.D.L.A.R.
You read this blog to be dazzled by the fecundity of our imaginations, right? How psyched are you, then, for…
PISTOL’S WEEK IN DREAMZZZ
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Best Dream Ever!!!
So last night I had this dream about Will Arnett! We were making out! In a bar! And he pushed me up on the bar, and I was like, Will Arnett people can see my underwear! And then I cut my hand on a piece of glass and it was bleeding really badly and he […]
Read this entry >>Toys were toys and boys were boys.
I’ll say.
[The second half is all fucked up, soundwise.]
Read this entry >>Pistol’s Sunday News Commentary!
In which I weigh in on the BIG STORIES of the week.
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