http://meta-mirror.com knife in heart copyright 2006 Meta-Mirror.com Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:30:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ghost Town Haha! What's funny is the idea that a man with these teeth could ever be a dentist. What isn't funny is the rest of the movie. http://meta-mirror.com/2008/10/03/movie-corner-4/ In the park with AS. LH: It's this machine, whaddaya call it, like a giant oil derrick, and it pounds the earth, KA-JOOM, KA-JOOM, KA-JOOM. AS: A pile-driver! LH: Yes, exactly. It wakes me up in the morning. And like, my bed is vibrating and everything's pounding. AS: I know what you mean. When ... http://meta-mirror.com/2008/06/19/she-didnt-say-anything/ No prep bowls? No problem. http://meta-mirror.com/2008/06/08/kitchen-lulz/ I'm looking for a new bed. Boringness follows. Allons-y? http://meta-mirror.com/2008/05/30/something-that-refers-to-sleep-or-sleeping-or-beds-or-shopping-for-beds-online/ White people shouldn't wear wear white sunglasses. http://meta-mirror.com/2008/05/26/one-pistols-opinion-vol-2/ For some reason, I am totally rooting for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. They seem compatible. Maybe it's their hair. http://meta-mirror.com/2008/05/25/one-pistols-opinion/ Remember last year when I waxed poetic about the turtle in my backyard? That poor turtle is now a celebrity (see here, and elsewhere). This morning as I wiped down my chairs to enjoy my first al fresco breakfast of the season, there was a two-man CBS news crew in the ... http://meta-mirror.com/2008/05/06/yimby/ About a year ago I was made Extemely Neurotic by being asked if I had a "signature dish." No, I did not. Was I supposed to have a Signature Dish? Did everyone else have one? Thank god Pistol was around to say something like, "I hate that question!" But then ... http://meta-mirror.com/2008/04/30/a-cook-in-brooklyn/ Cuz I'm so highbrow, bitchez. Son Plans to Publish Nabokov's Last Novel http://meta-mirror.com/2008/04/29/its-like-my-team-won-the-big-game/ I am such a late bloomer that I am just now assembling my first futon-couch, at age [redacted]. Yep, up until now I've been sitting on milk crates and drinking out of a tin cup! All right, not really. It's for my basement. Imagine: futon-couch, two folding tables, a 20-pack of ... http://meta-mirror.com/2008/04/28/if-you-beat-the-tree-with-it/